In life only two things are certain, death and taxes.
WHEN IRENE SWINGS AND FLINGS AND SINGS, YOU LISTEN WITH YOUR HEART! (original poster - all caps)
Glauben Sie an Gerechtigkeit?
STOP THE PRESSES! Nancy's on the trail of a terrific SCOOP!
Adventure ... raging to the very peaks of Excitement !
DOUBLE HANGING -- DOUBLE THRILLS! (original print ad - all caps)
You meet the nicest people when you walk in your sleep and you do the DARNDEST things!
Some convictions are criminal