It's nonsense and - I love it!
You knew it was a lie... Now you'll know why
When you are young, you believe the possibilities are endless.
IT'S ROUND-UP TIME IN THE BADLANDS! (original ad - all caps)
FIGHTIN' FOR GLORY AND UNCLE SAM! Gun-blazin' adventure...fist-flingin' thrills...when this battler goes into action! (original poster)
Who's Comin' to Put an End to Dirty Tricks, Crooked Politicians and Lyin' Mayors! Who? America's Most Glamorous, Sexiest Female Superstar! "Moms" Mabley! It's About Time!
Your outrage is waiting
YOUR FAVORITE TROUBLE SHOOTERS READY FOR ACTION! The Mesquiteers...off on another rugged adventure in the land of six-gun thrills (original poster)
Massillon Ohio: Where they live, breathe and eat football.
What a helluva night!