It's the funniest service comedy since the War of 1812!
TENSE! TRUE! FROM THE 'READER'S DIGEST' SENSATION THAT SHOCKED A NATION!
WHEN SHE ROMANCES YOUR HEART DANCES!...and when she DANCES you'll fall in LOVE!
At seven he saw his family massacred ... At forty he wreaked his final revenge.
See women tortured with unspeakable barbarity!
FIRST SCORCHING EXPOSE! (original poster-all caps)
He stole a banker's face! - and his wife
You're Invited to the PALACE OF A THOUSAND PLEASURES! (original print ad - mostly caps)
ACTION WITH THE RANGERS! (original print ad-all caps)
THE AIR FORCE SECRET STORY that's never been told before!
Thrill-packed adventure drama!