Forget All The Action Pictures You Ever Saw... And Brace Yourself For A New Kind Of Thrill!
CHARGING ACROSS THE SHRAPNEL-SLASHED SKIES! (print ad - Lubbock Avalanche Journal - Palace Theatre - Lubbock, Texas - March 28, 1943 - all caps)
George joins the Home Guard and saves the day with his secret weapon! Explosions of laughter!
He's got WHAM and WOO!!
It's the funniest service comedy since the War of 1812!
TENSE! TRUE! FROM THE 'READER'S DIGEST' SENSATION THAT SHOCKED A NATION!
WHEN SHE ROMANCES YOUR HEART DANCES!...and when she DANCES you'll fall in LOVE!
At seven he saw his family massacred ... At forty he wreaked his final revenge.
See women tortured with unspeakable barbarity!
FIRST SCORCHING EXPOSE! (original poster-all caps)
He stole a banker's face! - and his wife