MUSICAL COMEDY OF THE VAUDEVILLE DAYS! (original ad - all caps)
A story about love, life, and loss...with a splash of whiskey
It's jam-packed with melodrama, music and mirth!
Reject normal.
There ain't enough moonshine in Dixie to prepare for this homecoming!
La Película.
A comedy about the miles that keep us apart and the chaos that brings us together.
IT'S MURDER!...and it's HORRIFIC! (original print ad)
Thriller/family drama