Watch 'em carry gloom offside - and goal you with glee!
You Can't Tell Them Apart Without a Scorecard!
It's Hilarious!
In the sprawl you're either a zombie, a killer, or a victim!
A STRANGER IN TOWN...WHERE STRANGERS WEREN'T WELCOME!...and he found out a gal double-crossed is Deadly as Poison!
TWO-GUN, TWO-FISTED A-C-T-I-O-N! ( original print ad-all caps)
THE BLAZING STORY OF THE GREAT ABILENE RANGE WAR! (original print ad - all caps)
Enter if you dare!
Caught in the Crossfire of Passions and Greed!