Imagine, the child you love the most... becoming the person you fear the most.
The coolest things to do are the things they say we can't do.
They've Been Taken for a Ride by a Used-Car Dealer...Now They're Taking Him for a Ride!
Suddenly it was no longer a game.
An ecological nightmare gone berserk!
Darryl F. Zanuck's Entertainment gem will take its place in the Hall of Fame !
THE TWO MOST TERRIFYING WORDS IN A PILOT'S LIFE! (original poster-all caps)