Sometimes you meet a person who changes your life forever - he's just walked into a room full of them!
IT'S A CHILLER-DILLER OF A MAYHEM-AND-MERRIMENT SHOW! (original six-sheet poster- all caps)
One Place. One Night
There once was a pigkeeper's daughter, who raised what she shouldn't ought'er. So all the boys came, as they played her game. And took her three pigs when they caught'er.