Anything you wouldn't like to happen in your wedding!
Fingered by The Godfather, Nailed by... The Executioner
ADVENTURE....THAT SWEEPS THE SEA! ROMANCE...THAT SWEEPS THE HEART!
Jetzt wird's ernst: Der neue Buck
It's not you. It's him.
Love is helpless, love is dangerous, and love requires sacrifice.
KILLERS STALK THE HEAVENS! (original poster-all caps)
IT'S FUN! (original print ad - all caps)
Bridesmaids, Best Man and In-Laws OH MY!