The law is simple to understand. The English language is not.
Rescue the Taxpayer
Where justice fears to tread
CRIME DIDN'T PAY WHEN THIS MASTER DETECTIVE STEPPED IN! (original poster - all caps)
To beat him, the six are gonna have to kill him.
What It Was ... What It Is ... What It Ought To Be!
The Greatest Freelance, Low-Impact Law Enforcement the World Has Ever Seen!