Souperman Fights For Your Sexual Rights!! (that's right) Souperman
The Unrelenting Fury of a Titan's Strength Against the Armed Might of the Scourge of the Seas!
WHIPS CRACK! SWORDS FLASH! BULLETS FLY! (original print ad-all caps)
The Battle Beyond The Belt!
FOR LOVE - AND FOR FREEDOM!... his battle cry.