AMERICA'S FAVORITE COMICS with a bombload of belly-laughs!
The finest array of entertainment ever offered !
There's more to war than taking sides.
Comedy is king. (Posters).
Daring PRIVATEER Meets Notorious LADY PIRATE!
THIS WAS THE DAY THE REBEL, THE YANKEE AND THE SIOUX SMASHED HEAD-ON IN THE BLOODIEST THREE-WAY BATTLE IN HISTORY! (original poster-all caps)
One historic night! Too intense to believe! Three main events! It's a Triple Threat!
Using Their T & A to Make the World a Better Place!
Cold Steel, Hot Babes, And Whips!
SENTINEL OF THE PLAINS! (original ad - all caps)