Using Their T & A to Make the World a Better Place!
THIS WAS THE DAY THE REBEL, THE YANKEE AND THE SIOUX SMASHED HEAD-ON IN THE BLOODIEST THREE-WAY BATTLE IN HISTORY! (original poster-all caps)
Comedy is king. (Posters).
The World's Most Lovable Love-Team !
AMERICA'S FAVORITE COMICS with a bombload of belly-laughs!
Lavish SPECTACLE Blazing ADVENTURE Lusty ROMANCE behind the mysterious doors of ancient Egypt!
One historic night! Too intense to believe! Three main events! It's a Triple Threat!
He's got twelve chances to get Christmas right.
The finest array of entertainment ever offered !
There's more to war than taking sides.