A kick-ass throwback to bitchin' VHS-era B-movie madness!
There's a sucker born every minute!
HANDSOME STAR of «SHOW BOAT»
I Wanna Touch Your Carpet
You've never seen anything funnier than Will in this smart two-rivet business suit with galvanized trousers and spare hinges. More Laughs than the law allows! (Print Ad- The Castilian, ((Castile, NY)) 7 May 1931)
Cheap Sexfilm by Eddy Terstall
Give'r again
It's the Night, Dawn and Day of the Dead ... All At Once
If you don't like air pollution, war, body odor, hard pizza rolls, exercise, hairy musicians, sexy blonds, tooth decay, smiling heroes, population explosion... you'll love The Monitors.
HUNDREDS of THOUSANDS ROARED at their antics on the stage -- MILLIONS will enjoy the laugh of their lives when they see the INTERNATIONALLY FAMOUS -- DUNCAN SISTERS IN THE MOTION PICTURE «TOPSY and EVA»
It's Historical...It's Hysterical!