This Violent Story Is Definitely Not For The Squimish!!!
A contemporary tale of chivalry set in the outskirts of Madrid
No! You're Not Dreaming! It's All on the Screen! It's Big! It's Lavish! It's Breath-Taking! And Such Tunes! Such Girls! Such Laughter!
PUBLIC NOTICE - CONDITIONS OF ADMISSION - Dirtiest Girl I Ever Met will be shown complete and uncut. but due to the censorable nature of this film, the age of the girl and the people involved, the producers have agreed to the following: No one under 18 admitted. Ficticious names will be used. This notice will be displayed at theatre so patrons will be aware of the film's shocking content.