Me and him were friends, best friends...
Why are they all dying so violently?... even the little rabbits!
The climax is only the beginning!
Happier than the rest of us?
Your audience is watching. Be the Hero.
You'll share the intimate secrets of an amazing love affair! (original poster)
Was it a kidnapping.... or a rescue?
Malice, Madness, Mayhem...
Marital infidelity, religion, a guy in heaven wearing a Wizards jersey, anal fetishes, cigarettes and schizophrenia, ghosts, and how it's going to get worse before it gets better.
She's got to cut it... or cut out.
Why Did His Devilish Dreams Persist? (original US poster)