"There's only one way to love a woman... and I'll share that love with no one!"
You'll share the intimate secrets of an amazing love affair! (original poster)
Are you sane?
Marital infidelity, religion, a guy in heaven wearing a Wizards jersey, anal fetishes, cigarettes and schizophrenia, ghosts, and how it's going to get worse before it gets better.
Malice, Madness, Mayhem...
She's got to cut it... or cut out.
The climax is only the beginning!
Was it a kidnapping.... or a rescue?