There's more to war than taking sides.
It's the FUNNIEST Collection of NUTS Ever Assembled on a LAUNCHING PAD!
find yourself
A Slinking Fiend - Skulking Terror - Mad Murder!
A Wanted Man ... A Willing Woman ... too willing.
Redskins no longer bite the dust... they just eat dirt.
Stalks his wife... his daughter... their lover!
HE LOVES HIS ENEMY...this dark enchantress who lured him to dishonor and disgrace. (original poster)
THE TOWN OF WARBOW HAS TEN MINUTES TO LIVE! (original insert card-all caps)
... and love will never be the same.