Make a Date To Detonate.
America's Devil's Island!...where a kiss opened the DOORWAY OF THE DAMNED!
It's the FUNNIEST Collection of NUTS Ever Assembled on a LAUNCHING PAD!
A Wanted Man ... A Willing Woman ... too willing.
A Slinking Fiend - Skulking Terror - Mad Murder!
Redskins no longer bite the dust... they just eat dirt.
Stalks his wife... his daughter... their lover!
HE LOVES HIS ENEMY...this dark enchantress who lured him to dishonor and disgrace. (original poster)
THE TOWN OF WARBOW HAS TEN MINUTES TO LIVE! (original insert card-all caps)
... and love will never be the same.