There's more to war than taking sides.
It's the FUNNIEST Collection of NUTS Ever Assembled on a LAUNCHING PAD!
America's Devil's Island!...where a kiss opened the DOORWAY OF THE DAMNED!
Stalks his wife... his daughter... their lover!
A Wanted Man ... A Willing Woman ... too willing.
A Slinking Fiend - Skulking Terror - Mad Murder!
Redskins no longer bite the dust... they just eat dirt.
HE LOVES HIS ENEMY...this dark enchantress who lured him to dishonor and disgrace. (original poster)
THE TOWN OF WARBOW HAS TEN MINUTES TO LIVE! (original insert card-all caps)
... and love will never be the same.