You Can't Tell Them Apart Without a Scorecard!
I wanted to live DANGEROUSLY so I married a football coach (who lost every game)
The last place you'll ever live...
... and love will never be the same.
Do Ask. Do Tell.
Demasiadas Juliettes... para tan pocos Romeos
The shock sets in!
Beautiful, Young and Deadly!
HE'D BET ON ANYTHING! (original poster - all caps)