When the curtain goes up, the name of the play is death!
NO TIME FOR LOVE WHEN A RANGE WAR THREATENS YOUR THREE SONS OF TROUBLE! (original ad - all caps)
THE HIGH AND MIGHTY SAGA OF THE JET-BLASTING ACES WHO FLY THE WORLD'S HOTTEST SKIES !(original 6-sheet poster-all caps)
There's more than one way to stuff a stocking!
Evil lurks everywhere, even when you don't see it...
When you're making the film of your life, it's easy to lose the plot!
GUNBLAZE GLORY! SCREAMING INDIANS! SILVER!...to avenge a woman---ten desperate men plunged through the molten desert!
...rode like hellions, hid like ghosts, killed like wolves!
THEY'RE THE DAFFIEST DRAFTEES IN HISTORY! (original print ad - all caps)
Life wasn't meant to be easy... but it wasn't meant to be this hard!