DID YOU EVER SEE AN ATOM BOMB WALKING!
God is missing.
They made him a target... They murdered his family... NOW, it's HIS move!
The Stooges are punchier than ever in a knockout of screwy joy! (One-sheet poster).
SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO MAIN STREET GIRLS ON MANHATTAN'S MAIN STEM!
CASSIDY CRASHES THRU TO HIS GREATEST ADVENTURE! (original ad - all caps)
There's more than one way to stuff a stocking!
Evil lurks everywhere, even when you don't see it...
When you're making the film of your life, it's easy to lose the plot!
GUNBLAZE GLORY! SCREAMING INDIANS! SILVER!...to avenge a woman---ten desperate men plunged through the molten desert!
'THE WEST ISN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US!' (original ad - all caps)
He's a Giver.
1000 JUNGLE TERRORS! 1000 DARING ADVENTURES! (original poster-all caps)