DID YOU EVER SEE AN ATOM BOMB WALKING!
God is missing.
They made him a target... They murdered his family... NOW, it's HIS move!
The Stooges are punchier than ever in a knockout of screwy joy! (One-sheet poster).
SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO MAIN STREET GIRLS ON MANHATTAN'S MAIN STEM!
CASSIDY CRASHES THRU TO HIS GREATEST ADVENTURE! (original ad - all caps)
Evil lurks everywhere, even when you don't see it...
When you're making the film of your life, it's easy to lose the plot!
GUNBLAZE GLORY! SCREAMING INDIANS! SILVER!...to avenge a woman---ten desperate men plunged through the molten desert!
'THE WEST ISN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US!' (original ad - all caps)
He's a Giver.
1000 JUNGLE TERRORS! 1000 DARING ADVENTURES! (original poster-all caps)