THE ELECTRIFYING NEW WESTERN STAR SENSATION IN RIP-ROARING ACTION! (original poster-all caps)
When mankind failed, she didn't.
The comedy of «'totally'» married people.
IT BLASTS THE LID OFF HARLEM RACKETS! (original ad - all caps)
He's out of blood, He's old, His rent is due, He's Joe Vampire.
Late Night Radio Is Torture