Breaking Bad + Saved by the Bell = Breaking Belding. Mr. Belding and Zack Morris have developed the purest caffeine pill that Bayside has ever seen!
TEX AS A RODEO STAR BULLDOGGING STEERS, BREAKING BRONCOS AND BADMEN! (original poster- all caps)
It's been 122 degrees for the last two weeks...the rivers are going dry...the power's been knocked out...a sweltering city is grinding to a halt...and for a man and his pregnant wife the worst is yet to come.
Time to grow up.