Love and sex. Some things just get better with age.
There once was a pigkeeper's daughter, who raised what she shouldn't ought'er. So all the boys came, as they played her game. And took her three pigs when they caught'er.
Guess who's coming? Everyone
This is not love. This is sex.
And you thought monogamy was hard...
Mark Cirillo is The Seminarian
Best. Night. Ever
When your best friend is your only friend.