Because some things really matter
Don't Say We Didn't Warn You
It's The Last Safe Sanctuary On Earth... And The Battle Is On...!
See the ghastly ghouls... IN FLAMING COLOR!
He's the Two-Fisted Hero of the Square Mile of Hell the Devil Himself disowned!
HEART-THROBS of a GREAT CITY! (original ad - many caps)
God Help Us ... If They Rise Again!
If he looked in the mirror, what would he see?
More Sizzling Than Ever Before!