When nothing can go wrong, nothing will go right.
He came to bite... and ate the whole thing
SEX is the only clue he has ...!
A TWO-GUN SON OF THE WEST TAKES THE LAW INTO HIS OWN HANDS! (original poster0all caps)
Their lives are hanging by a thread, forty stories above the street. And a madman is trying to shoot them down.
Pretty Young Ladies Make the Perfect Plant Food!
IT'S GOT EVERYTHING YOU WANT! (original print ad - all caps)