Gangway for Gangland's Blazing Guns!
Freedom has evolved.
When nothing can go wrong, nothing will go right.
A man can learn a lot about himself on the river
He came to bite... and ate the whole thing
«Mad Max» meets «American Gladiators» in the ultimate road war!
SEX is the only clue he has ...!
Welcome to the deep end.
Your audience is watching. Be the Hero.
IT'S GOT EVERYTHING YOU WANT! (original print ad - all caps)