They'd kill to win...
HIS WIFE TOLD HIM...'YOU'LL LOVE ANOTHER WOMAN ONLY OVER MY DEAD BODY'...SO HE DID! (original ad - all caps)
That «White Heat» girl turns it on again!..
You'll Howl With Glee as This N.Y. Cop Takes Over!
He's on the case, and in your face!
It's the prize romantic laugh of the year... more fun than winning the POT O' GOLD!