Friends don't let friends eat friends
They Are Coming!
OUT OF THE GUTTER - and - BACK INTO IT!
THE THRILL-A-MINUTE STUNT KING (original poster- all caps)
When bad things happen to bad people
It's Gonna Be A Killer Show
MURDER BY A DEAD MAN!
I've paid the penalty...why won't they let me live?"..."We've suffered enough...why don't they let us love?
They've Got Her On A MERRY-GO-ROUND...and she can't get off!
Chills, Thrills and Spills!
4 wicked tales of terror
DON'T PICK HER UP! Hijackers are using her as bait! (original poster)