Social intercourse shouldn't be this ugly.
A GIRL...A SPY...AND A FEARLESS F. B. I. AGENT in a bombshell of ACTION...INTRIGUE...ROMANCE! (original print ad)
Hand-made babies...Was it the hand of God...Or the hand of the devil?
A QUICK-TRIGGER SAGA OF THE OPEN RANGE! (original poster-all caps)
It's about the GUYS, It's about POKER, It's about time a WOMAN taught them a LESSON.
You are cordially invited to attend the celebration of one man's life and meet all the women he touched...over and over again!
It's time to meet your Maker... and the ultimate instrument of judgment!
RANGE WAR FOR THE WATER RIGHTS! (all original posters-all caps)
For Life At Its Funniest