In love, there are no umpires.
The House of Dark Dreams is here for your pleasure!
Life's not about winning or losing, it's about crossing the line.
«All He Asked Of Me Was Love...Not The Color Of My Skin!»
TENSE! TRUE! FROM THE 'READER'S DIGEST' SENSATION THAT SHOCKED A NATION!
If you're feeling 'under the weather' dig up your funnybone and take it to see...
Ablaze With Violence
HIRED GUNS - SEX SLAVES - EASY MONEY! (original poster-all caps)
No Country. No Border. No Turning Back.
Average lifespan of a rockstar - 27.3 years. Average lifespan of a supermodel - 27.3 months
Jack saw a mirage, Jill made it an oasis
Latest Dog Marvel In A Sensational Melodrama!(all original posters)
Dating is murder
RIVER BOTTOM YOUNG STUFF! she's hitched to an old-man-husband, and he's got a young stiff for a hired man--it's what you call a triangle!
School's out because I STOPPED TIME!