One crazy night of debauchery and damnation!
Hollywood's first major Nudie
For The Fame And Fortune They'll Fight Like Dogs
The Russians landed the PUNCH. The Americans delivered the CRUNCH.
Deadlier Than the James Boys! Wilder Than the Daltons!
The toughest sale of his life is selling himself as the groom's Best Man!
May All Yours Thongs Come True!!
The Vixens Are Coming! The Vixens Are Coming!
Some Mysteries Are Better Left Unsolved
The ultimate in sexual fulfillment!
One Way or Another, It Ends...
THEY'RE THE DAFFIEST DRAFTEES IN HISTORY! (original print ad - all caps)
The total loss of freedom is a paralyzing fear most Americans will never have to face.