If you don't like air pollution, war, body odor, hard pizza rolls, exercise, hairy musicians, sexy blonds, tooth decay, smiling heroes, population explosion... you'll love The Monitors.
PHILO VANCE PLAYS FOR HIS GREATEST STAKES! (original print ad-all caps)
When the lights go out the terror begins
There's a party tonight!
When you pick up Janice, you pick up trouble.
Swing with Greta in 3D
From the Director of Ravage...