A BLACK GRAVEYARD...WITH A KILLER ON THE LOOSE! (original print ad - all caps)
Lock your doors tonight, Miss. Don't go out tonight, Miss.
Women who make the kind of offer a Cop can't refuse! The public servant who serves ... and serves... and serves...
Four glittering eyes, two pink mouths, and eight limbs wrapped around itself taking up two seats on the subway
When he wasn't fighting...he was getting in OTHER trouble!
Two Actors, One Dream. Zero Talent
You know you're in trouble when death is the least of your problems
The oil finally ran out... and somewhere in the future, the chase has begun.