YOU'VE NEVER MET THIS KIND OF WOMAN! (original poster-all caps)
If the customers don't eat you, THE GREEN MONSTER will!
Where does passion end, and obsession begin?
RUGGED and ROUGH! FAST PACED THRILLS!
He's seen what you've done. He knows where you live.
Who will survive opening night?
The Giant Story of Modern Hawaii!
Hell Hath No Fury.