A freak accident catapults an unknown actor into stardom. But how long will his lies keep everyone at bay?
Can you survive? ... when it happened...
TRUE, UNTOLD STORY OF THE OUTLAW TERRORIST! (original ad - all caps)
George joins the Home Guard and saves the day with his secret weapon! Explosions of laughter!
Wind it up baby, the Solid Gold Weekend is coming to a close...
The Clock Goblin is coming.