THE NEW HIPPITY-HOP MUSICAL! (original print ad - all caps)
Look...Up on the Screen...Its Absurd...Its Insane...Its...
A Sensational Drama . . Puts the MAN in Romance !
«Shows what life in America is really like!»
Punks not dead... but it's about to be.
Women Love It!
Sometimes even Cupid needs a little help!
Young Man In A Hungry Hurry.
No one expected a terrorist attack on U.S. soil. But many could have prevented it.