You won't be able to ignore this story
MILE AFTER MILE OF LAFFS! (original print ad - all caps)
It's hard to fit in with the rich and popular crowd... especially when they're trying to kill you!
FAST WITH HIS FISTS! DYNAMITE WITH HIS SIX-GUNS!...He's The West's Most Colorful Cowboy! (original poster)
These kids are going straight - to the electric chair!
a love story good enough to eat