ALL NEW THRILLS! (original ad - all caps)
Tense! Timely! Thrilling!
She was married to a walking dead man!
They Foolishly Tried To Match Bullets With 'The Kid'!
Get set for a Racy Romp up and down the Big Street!
Who said married life is boring?
ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR...AND THIS WAS BOTH!
Daring drug expose'
Hide. Nowhere.
Fingered by The Godfather, Nailed by... The Executioner
When art inspires hidden passion...
TWO SAILOR LUGS AND A LOVELY LADY IN A COMEDY SPLASH (original poster-all caps)