COLORADO WASN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR BOTH...WHEN A WOMAN CAME BETWEEN THEM! (original print ad - all caps)
School's out ... for good!
She's 250 Pounds of Maniacal Fury!
Know what it's like to be young?
Life's best adventures are journeys of the heart.
The rich get richer... and sometimes the poor get richer too.
The beloved fairy tale that will awaken your dreams.
They had to keep their hands off girls in order to keep the Army's hands off them.