First Time on TV! Get ready for a brand new Freddie as the fast-moving leader of a gang of four beautiful girls - with a beautiful scheme to rip off a big city transit system.
1,000,000 CATTLE DOOMED... The Headline Drama That Stirred The Nation!
A SKYLARKING SCANDAL OF MUSICAL MIRTH! (original ad - all caps)
No, not weed! Jeez, what's wrong with you people?