In the Tradition of Mark Twain Comes a Heartwarming Story of SUSPENSE, DANGER and EXCITEMENT
TAKE TIME OUT...FOR HAPPINESS! (Print Ad- The Bee, ((Danville, Va.)) 19 December 1951)
A BLACKMAIL MOB IS WAITING FOR YOU TO GO OUT WITH ONE OF THESE GIRLS! (original print ad - all caps)
A Rollicking Laugh-Crammed riot of cock-eyed love
(Or, A hustle Not Wholly Devoid of a Certain Grossness, Granted.)