A BLACKMAIL MOB IS WAITING FOR YOU TO GO OUT WITH ONE OF THESE GIRLS! (original print ad - all caps)
A Rollicking Laugh-Crammed riot of cock-eyed love
(Or, A hustle Not Wholly Devoid of a Certain Grossness, Granted.)
He was worth $1,000,000 dead... and not a penny alive!
An AVENGING GUN...searching the West!
THE SHAPE THAT SHOOK THE WORLD! (original print ad - all caps)