GREATEST SPY ACTION SERIAL OF ALL TIME!
WORLD'S FUNNIEST CINEMA CLOWNS (original poster-all caps)
The harder he looks the deeper he gets
Turn On. Log In. Watch Out.
SEE THE SHOCKING ANSWER TO THIS TERRIFYING THREAT WHEN A MARTIAN DICTATOR VISITS THE EARTH! (original poster - all caps)
Getting In Is No Longer Child's Play
TRAPPED BY HIS FOES AND FACING DEATH---HE BEAT THEM TO THE PUNCH! (original print ad-all caps)