You only con the ones you love.
«Beware, Spider! I Have You Marked For Death with The Most Fiendish Weapons Ever Concieved By The Human Brain!»
SEE THE SHOCKING ANSWER TO THIS TERRIFYING THREAT WHEN A MARTIAN DICTATOR VISITS THE EARTH! (original poster - all caps)
The chase is on ... in the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious treasure hunt ever!
GREATEST SPY ACTION SERIAL OF ALL TIME!
The zany and hilarious antics of British P.O.W.s desperately trying for the great escape.
What are friends for?
The Music of Johann Strauss...
AMERICAN SCIENTIST BATTLES MAN FROM MARS IN STRANGEST STORY EVER TOLD!