TRIGGER-FAST EXCITEMENT!
Something is still waiting...
HOW TO GET A MAN! HOW TO KEEP HIM! (original ad - all caps)
There's a Sexual Revolution Going On... And All the Leaders Are in My Family!
A Ghost Story
Now It's Happening
'YOUR PRAYERS WON'T HELP NOW, FATHER!' Hell breaks loose as terror rules the big house...and desperate men are bossed by a half-human killer! Don't dare take your eyes off the screen for a second---or you'll miss a shocking, sensational thrill!
Whichever way you point him, as soon as you let Conrad go... He's off and over the edge.