NO NEWS...was bad news! IF THEY COULDN'T FIND EXCITEMENT...THEY MADE IT! (original poster)
They did it without bricks, they did it without anger. They did it in drag.
THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD THAT DESCRIBES HIS LOVE AFFAIRS! (original ad - all caps)
An All-American hero kicks an all-time high in excitement! (original poster)
The Ultimate Tornado Experience