NO NEWS...was bad news! IF THEY COULDN'T FIND EXCITEMENT...THEY MADE IT! (original poster)
They did it without bricks, they did it without anger. They did it in drag.
An All-American hero kicks an all-time high in excitement! (original poster)
THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD THAT DESCRIBES HIS LOVE AFFAIRS! (original ad - all caps)
The Ultimate Tornado Experience