IT'S DAZZLING! a thousand laughs...and thrills...as Hollywood's Gay Blades take to skates to «sleigh» the Blues!
HAVE A SEAT ON THE 50-YARD LINE...FOR THE THRILL-PACKED, REAL-LIFE DRAMA OF A GREAT ALL-AMERICAN! (original poster-all caps)
The Howling Sweepstakes Comedy (original ad)
Defying death with every turn of the camera!