The lost classic by the author of Frankenstein
Just Your Average Inbred Hillbilly Cannibal Family.
If you don't like this movie, you're already dead!
Time to kill some dead people.
Guess what daddy's bringing home for supper?
MURDER WITH THOUSANDS OF EYE WITNESSES...but NO ONE COULD TELL HOW OR WHY SHE MET HER DEATH! (original print ad - almost all caps)
Beware of small towns not on the map......
When death starts looking good, you're staring into The Vulture's Eye.
All the Wealth of a Nation!