Shot by Me, Cut by Me, Music by Me, Murder by Me, Now Watch Me
Life wasn't meant to be easy... but it wasn't meant to be this hard!
Gay with girls! Goofy with gags! (One-sheet poster).
WHY NOT A HARMLESS FLIRTATION? (original Herald-all caps)
At age 27, Brian Steidle became a monitor with the African Union in Darfur, Sudan. He was completely unprepared for what he would see.
The Kettles are on a Howling Holiday!
You will NEVER be a model!
Riding for the LAW...FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE! (original poster)
A freak accident catapults an unknown actor into stardom. But how long will his lies keep everyone at bay?
THE FAVORITE NEWSPAPER FEATURE OF 15,000,000 FANS LEAPS TO THRILL-PACKED LIFE ON THE SCREEN! (original ad - all caps)
1/500th of a second to get the shot...a lifetime to forget it