It shows...it tells...it shocks...
Two young artists fall in love with the wrong girls. Shucks!
Take it off. Baby, take it all off.
MEN GO FOR HER... (original ad - all caps)
Three women. One bathroom.
Your life seems perfect...
THE TWO MOST TERRIFYING WORDS IN A PILOT'S LIFE! (original poster-all caps)
As London burns...
The coolest things to do are the things they say we can't do.
Roaring ACTION! Riotous ROMANCE!