Happiness is a foreign landscape
Four cameras, four stories, one city
More that what the flesh and bone can stand
A weekend of fun... becomes the weekend form hell!!
In this horror land you'll see, nothing at all is what it appears to be.
If You Were Shocked By 'Psycho,' You'll Be In A Frenzy Over ... 'The Disturbance'
Great Balls of Fire: Scorching! Ravaging! Engulfing!
It's time to dig up a few old friends... and bury some new ones.
3 Is Company, 2 Is A Crowd
The battle of the sexes is now all out war. To survive, you must tell Brilliant Lies
The Ending You'll Never Forget
THE NITWITS OF THE NETWORKS! (original poster - all caps)