Please Don't Tell What Happens To The Bride!
Terror Strikes The Carnival!
In Ghastly Color
THE MASTER OF MYSTERY EXPOSES A GENIUS OF CRIME! (original print ad - all caps)
A Most Mature Motion Picture!
«Spinal Tap» on ice!
A story as big as a blue sky, as warm as a summer night
See the student body that everyone wants to get into!
A Tale Of Human Preservation
THE MOVIE THAT DARES TO SPEAK FOR TEENAGE LOVERS!