Carpet, candy, porn & murder. Everyone needs a goal in life.
Sometimes, one good laugh can be the difference between Heaven and Hell.
Love May Last A Lifetime, But A Diamond Is Forever
Write a Story, Get a Camera, Make a Movie
'cause sometimes even cupid misses...
You are what you eat...
No couth, No class, no problem!
Same krap just longer!
It's Gravity.
The life you lead can prevent you having a life.
The «Spinal Tap» of the porno industry!
We'll take real good care of you
You're going to die!!