DON'T WORRY, TWO-TIMER...I WON'T KILL YOU...NOW! (original poster - all caps)
A flag-flying story of a plebe who fell in love!
Love is only perfect when it has regrettable imperfections
A DYNAMIC DRAMA OF THE DARK, LURKING SHADOWS JUST BEYOND THE BRILLANCE OF THE BROADWAY LIGHTS.
A Smashing Indictment of Parental Prudery! (original poster)